"The coldest winter I ever spent..."

Mark Twain once said, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."

Great quote, right? I thought so. It sounds like a Twain quote, its funny like a Twain quote, and incredibly smart like a Twain quote. Unfortunately, Twain didn't actually say it, but I'm going to keep telling people about it. Mostly because the weather here is INSANE!

It's sunny/warm/cold/foggy/freezing/hot or some combination of two or three of those things within a couple of hours. Not that I'm blaming San Francisco for making me sick, but there should be some sort of warning when you enter the city.

"Warm coats and hats required at all times. Sudden drops in temperature can be dangerous!"

I'll let you know what progress I'm making in lobbying for this sign. In the mean time, if you want to read more about the Mark Twain dispute, here is an interesting link that explains why this quote, and many other quotes, are misattributed to him.