Upper Haight? NoPa? Panhandle?

Here it is! Fulton & Cole

Hello cruel blog world! Please go easy on me. This is my first post ever, and I'm worried by admitting this I’m starting down and have already lost all credibility. It makes me feel like the last person to get a phone, and upon further thought this seems like a pretty good analogy. I picture this conversation between "Stella" and "Old Lyle" with the role of Lyle being played by myself.

Stella: We need a phone.
Old Lyle: Stella, for the last time, if I want to talk to Jebediah, I'll ride my horse the fives miles to his farm!
Stella: Fine. But the next time you lose your teeth riding over there to borrow Fixodent, you can find them yourself.
Old Lyle: Whatever.

fin

Feel free to examine this for deeper meaning, but back on topic. To start, I wanted to be able to say that Greg is once again not quite spreading disinformation but disseminating something less than the full truth. However, it looks like our neighborhood is, indeed, Upper Haight. I thought we were in NoPA (and actually might be) but that neighborhood seems to be a little more east. I wanted to be in NoPa, or North Panhandle, because it has a real live neighborhood association with meetings, block parties, and a crime watch. From there I alternatively thought we might be in Western Addition, Richmond, and Pacific Heights. I haven’t completely ruled any of those out yet, either.

Confused? Me too. Just pick your favorite sounding neighborhood, and we'll just go with that.