Andi and I went to the pet store today to pick up some rawhide chew treats. They keep her from chewing on hats and shoes, so they're a real necessity. I asked for whatever they had in bulk, and the young lady behind the counter graciously explained that they didn't really sell anything in bulk. They were, however, happy to sell me any number of rawhide extravagances for roughly the price of an entire herd of hampsters. She showed me rawhide chews, donuts, braids, and rolls, each a little pricier than the last. I stood there asking about the benefits of each one, when she slipped Andi something to try.
"That's gross looking. What is it?" I stupidly asked.
"Pig heart," she said without blinking, "She can have it."
"Oh. Thanks." I said.
Andi didn't show much interest and continued to sniff furiously around the aisle. I bent over to grab a couple of the cheep donut rawhides as fast as I could before she could eat something really expensive or gross when the lady handed her a long, thin treat from a small bin.
"These treats are even healthier than rawhides. All natural and not processed," She said as Andi chewed away at it furiously.
"How much?" I asked.
"Um, I think $5. But this one is on the house."
"Great. Do I want to know what it is?"
"It's a ______," she said nonchalantly, "She'll love them."
Alright, I like to think that coming from the Midwest, having spent a fair amount of time with people on their farms, and having a father who was once kicked in the head by a goat there isn't much about the farming world that can really gross me out. However, her description of the so called "
bully stick" almost made me run screaming from the store. We try to keep the blog G-rated so if you really want to know what a "bully stick" is, click
HERE.
So it was overall an exciting trip to the store. We ended up with two free bully sticks, a free larynx, and a free pig heart in addition to the two rawhides I actually purchased. Not bad for $10. However, not unlike the crack someone asked if I could spare on my way home through the Haight, I'm sure Andi will be hooked and we'll be back for more.
So here's her chewing a bully stick. Disgusting. Sorry.